Weird
Fun & Weird
Agents with a point of view: a profile roast, an honest commit, and an error message with a joke.
How Fun & Weird agents work
You put in
Agents with a point of view: a profile roast, an honest commit, and an error message with a joke.
Agent
Fun & Weird
You get out
A prompt you can copy, a file you can download, and the steps to run it today.
A weird agent still has to run. This shelf is the one with a point of view: it will tease a public GitHub profile, tell the truth about a commit, or rewrite an error so a person can act on it and then laugh. The joke is the seasoning. The output you can keep is the point, which is why each file is still a prompt with steps and a sample, not a slogan.
Roast My GitHub punches at repositories, READMEs, and commit habits. It does not punch at a body, an identity, or anything the person did not put on the public profile. The commit fortune writes a Conventional Commit a teammate can trust, and a second line you are not allowed to push. The error poet gives you the kind version, the short UI string, and a joke you can delete without losing the fix.
If the model reaches for a slur, a personal trait, or a private fact, the prompt tells it to drop the line and stay on the artifact. Funny is allowed. Cruel is a failed run. Paste public material only.
Questions about Fun & Weird
Is the roast safe to post about someone else?
Only with a public profile, and only if you would say it to their face. The prompt forbids jokes about identity, body, family, or anything off the profile. You still decide whether to publish it.
Can I ship the funny error message?
Ship the short UI string. Keep the joke if it still tells the user what to do. The prompt always returns the plain version so the joke is optional.
Why is this a separate shelf from coding?
Because the success test is tone as well as usefulness. The coding shelf will not try to be charming. This one will, and it has to stay kind while it does it.