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1. Dev Tools16 Oct 2026 · #42Release Notes from CommitsPaste your commit subjects. Get clean release notes: user-facing changes, internals separated, breaking changes called out.InCommits since v2.3.0 (main, last 9 days):→OutPaste-ready notesEasy

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   1. 0:00 The pileNine days of commits: dark mode, Stripe retry, eslint bump, BREAKING /v1 removal, WIP billing sketch, typo fix, CSV export.
   2. 0:08 User-facingDark mode on settings. CSV invoice export. Error banner typo fixed. Stripe webhooks retry on rate limits.
   3. 0:16 Internals vs breakingChore and refactor stay out of the customer list. BREAKING: /api/v1 gone—migrate to /api/v2.
   4. 0:24 Paste-ready notesA short release block: What's new, Fixes, For API integrators, and Internal—no invented features, no marketing fluff.

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2. Fun & Weird13 Oct 2026 · #39Roast My GitHubHand it a GitHub profile and get a sharp, affectionate roast of the work, plus one fix worth doing this week.In{→OutOne serious fixEasy

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   1. 0:00 The bio writes itselfPat's bio says 'full-stack ninja' and 'building the future.' The blog field is empty. 46 public repos, 12 followers.
   2. 0:08 The repo pileA 2022 portfolio with no stars, a todo app from 2021, an awesome-prompts list, and one TypeScript boilerplate pushed last month.
   3. 0:16 The roastYou have built the future four times and shipped it zero times. The boilerplate is the only living repo, and even that one has no description, which is a choice.
   4. 0:24 One serious fixThis week: write a four-line README on ai-saas-boilerplate that says what it is, who it is for, and how to run it. Pin that. Archive the todo app.

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3. Dev Tools14 Sep 2026 · #10README DoctorPaste a README. Get a rewrite a new contributor can follow: install, run, test, and the command that proves it worked.In# Ledger→OutThe proofEasy

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   1. 0:00 The old READMEA welcome, a Slack shrug, and scripts named dev, test, and check. No .env.example in the paste.
   2. 0:08 The rewriteInstall, copy env, run dev, run test. DATABASE_URL is named because the paste named it.
   3. 0:16 The holeNot in the README: which database, and the contents of .env.example. The doctor does not invent Postgres.
   4. 0:24 The proofThe command to prove it is npm test, because that script exists. Slack is not a setup step.

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